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 Posted: Thu Feb 16, 2006 3:37 pm Post subject: Genie Jokes |
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Hi All
Poking around the net I found that 'genie jokes' is a major humor category. In the spirit of ATLX3, and three wishes, here are three (clean ones) I found amusing.
| Quote: | There were three men stranded on an island. They had been there for a very long time, when one morning a magic lamp washed upon the shore.
The men saw it and picked it up. The men rubbed the lamp and a genie popped appeared. After the genie rose up he granted the men one wish each.
The first man thought about his wish and made it count. After thinking the man finally said, "I wish I was back at home." Then poof, he disappeared.
The second man thought long and hard about his wish. Finally the man said, "I wish I was at home with my family." Then poof, he vanished.
The last wish went to the last man on the island. He looked around and felt very lonely. It took a while to think of a good wish and finally an idea came into his mind.
The third man said, "I wish that my two best friends were on this island with me," and poof, the two other men appeared on the island again. |
| Quote: | A man stumbles across an old lamp while he was at his attorney's office. Figuring his luck has to change, he rubs the lamp and out pops a genie. The genie explains to him that he gets three wishes, and whatever he wishes for, his wife gets double.
The man explains the situation with his wife, and then asks for his first wish. "The first thing I want is a million dollars."
The genie says, "Okay, but you know that your wife gets two million."
The man said, "That's okay. My second wish is for a large house on a remote tropical paradise."
The genie says, "Then your wife will have two beautiful houses."
The man replied, "That's fine. Now for my third wish. I want you to beat me half to death." |
| Quote: | One day a man spotted an old brass lamp by the roadside. He picked it up, rubbed the dirt off of it, and a genie appeared.
"I'll grant you your fondest wish," the genie said.
The man thought for a moment, then said, "I want a spectacular job - a job that no man has ever succeeded at or has ever attempted to do."
"Poof!" said the genie. "You are a housewife." |
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Heather
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| Posted: Sun Feb 19, 2006 11:37 pm Post subject: |
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| So far, over 160 people agree (with their wallets and/or paypal accounts) that ATLX is the place to be March 31st-April 2nd. That means only 90 slots remain for this fantastic event. AND you have only 38 days to take advantage of the pre-registration price of $65. Babies, what are you waiting for? Register now! |
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Nima
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| Posted: Mon Feb 20, 2006 9:47 am Post subject: |
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| Heather wrote: | | So far, over 160 people agree (with their wallets and/or paypal accounts) that ATLX is the place to be March 31st-April 2nd. That means only 90 slots remain for this fantastic event. AND you have only 38 days to take advantage of the pre-registration price of $65. Babies, what are you waiting for? Register now! |
I don't get it...what's the punchline again?
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ShadeEagle
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| Posted: Mon Feb 20, 2006 2:13 pm Post subject: |
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Your mom.
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
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Nima
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| Posted: Mon Feb 20, 2006 4:13 pm Post subject: |
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| ShadeEagle wrote: | Your mom.
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH |
That's such an ATLX2 worn away joke.....just like your mom
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ShadeEagle
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| Posted: Tue Feb 21, 2006 12:30 am Post subject: |
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Well, since your pictures for last year haven't shown up yet, I'm making last year's jokes.
Got a problem with that? Your mom sure doesn't.
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Signet
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| Posted: Tue Feb 21, 2006 4:48 am Post subject: |
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| ShadeEagle wrote: | | I'm making last year's jokes. |
Dude you are last year's joke.
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ShadeEagle
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| Posted: Tue Feb 21, 2006 7:22 pm Post subject: |
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Hey, how was this year's Soflex, anyway? 
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wheato
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| Posted: Tue Feb 21, 2006 8:32 pm Post subject: |
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| Signet wrote: | | ShadeEagle wrote: | | I'm making last year's jokes. |
Dude you are last year's joke. |
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